The 100 best and funniest Fantasy Premier League team names for your squad this season

The Premier League kicks off this weekend, offering fantasy managers across the world a fresh chance at glory.

Whether it’s chasing down a personal best rank, claiming the bragging rights in the office mini-league, or gunning for the coveted Fantasy Premier League (FPL) crown, every team will have set a personal target.

Alongside the mental gymnastics of deciding who will be picked for one’s squad, choosing a suitable team name is one of the hardest tasks of pre-season for fantasy managers.

Even for the fair-weathered FPL fan, a team seems incomplete without a witty or lewd moniker to embody one’s side ahead of Gameweek 1.

Here is a selection of 100 FPL names for those fans yet to have named their side.

The Classics

1. Pique Blinders
2. Lallanas in Pyjamas
3. Kloppenheimer
4. Who ate all Depays?
5. Ayew joking
6. Enter Shaqiri
7. The Kouyate Kid
8. Pjanic at the Disco
9. Backstreet Moyes (Backstreet Woys also an option)
10. Drinkwater not Koke
11. Come Digne with Me
12. Zlat’s All Folks
13. Klopps and Robbers
14. Gangsters Allardyce
15. Two’s Kompany
16. Thomas the Frank Engine
17. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
18. Kroos Control
19. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
20. Champagne Super Rovers
21. The Cesc Pistols
22. Delph and Safety
23. Men Behaving Chadli
24. Lloris the Hounds
25. Slumdog Mignolet

Haaland will be a must-have for many FPL managers (Getty)

Team-based names

1. Brian Munich
2. Real Sociable
3. Expected Toulouse
4. Borussia Teeth
5. Colonel Getafe
6. Pathetico Madrid
7. Cry me a River Plate
8. Dyslexia Untied
9. Farcelona
10. This is Sparta Prague
11. Inter Row-Z
12. Bolton Squanderers
13. AC A Little Silhouette of Milan
14. Genoa-cide
15. Borussia Monchenflapjack
16. Kings of Lyon
17. Ivory Toast
18. Tekkerslovakia
19. FC Twente Stone
20. Sporting Abeerbelly
21. Fiorentina Turner
22. Sub-standard Liege
23. Is your Motherwell?
24. Bilbao Baggins
25. Werder Beermen

Current players

1. Hotel? Thiago
2. Alisson Wonderland
3. Costa Livramento Crisis
4. Heung like a Horse
5. Cancelo Culture
6. Earth, Wind and Maguire
7. Lord of the Ings
8. Hakuna Mateta
9. Back, Saka and crack
10. Tonali addicted to Base
11. Red Bull gives you Mings
12. Berge King
13. Luke KyleWalker
14. Haalandaise Sauce
15. Pain in Dias
16. Back of the Neto
17. Areola Grande
18. Not Isakly Sure
19. No Kane, No Gain
20. Botman and Robin
21. Smith Rowe Your Boat
22. Paqueta Crips
23. Abra Dubravka
24. Dumb and Dummett
25. Uptown Dunk

The Golden Oldies

1. Neville wears Prada
2. Pleased to Michu
3. Baines on Toast
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
5. Lads on Toure
6. One size Fitz Hall
7. Titus Shambles
8. 50 shades of O’Shea
9. Fiddler on the Huth
10. Reality Cech
11. Silence of the Lahms
12. Sarri, Not Sarri
13. Tinchy Sneijder
14. Kings of Leon Osman
15. Moves like Agger
16. Blink-1 Eto’o
17. Crouch Potato
18. Wenger Boys
19. Hutton dressed as Lahm
20. Making Emile of It
21. Purple Reina
22. Robben Banks
23. Berbatov Cocktail
24. Finding Mido
25. Anelka Skelter