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The 100 best and funniest Fantasy Premier League team names for your squad this season

Chris Byfield

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The 100 best and funniest Fantasy Premier League team names for your squad this season

The Premier League kicks off this weekend, offering fantasy managers across the world a fresh chance at glory.

Whether it’s chasing down a personal best rank, claiming the bragging rights in the office mini-league, or gunning for the coveted Fantasy Premier League (FPL) crown, every team will have set a personal target.

Alongside the mental gymnastics of deciding who will be picked for one’s squad, choosing a suitable team name is one of the hardest tasks of pre-season for fantasy managers.

Even for the fair-weathered FPL fan, a team seems incomplete without a witty or lewd moniker to embody one’s side ahead of Gameweek 1.


Here is a selection of 100 FPL names for those fans yet to have named their side.

The Classics

  1. Pique Blinders
  2. Lallanas in Pyjamas
  3. Kloppenheimer
  4. Who ate all Depays?
  5. Ayew joking
  6. Enter Shaqiri
  7. The Kouyate Kid
  8. Pjanic at the Disco
  9. Backstreet Moyes (Backstreet Woys also an option)
  10. Drinkwater not Koke
  11. Come Digne with Me
  12. Zlat’s All Folks
  13. Klopps and Robbers
  14. Gangsters Allardyce
  15. Two’s Kompany
  16. Thomas the Frank Engine
  17. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
  18. Kroos Control
  19. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
  20. Champagne Super Rovers
  21. The Cesc Pistols
  22. Delph and Safety
  23. Men Behaving Chadli
  24. Lloris the Hounds
  25. Slumdog Mignolet
Haaland will be a must-have for many FPL managers (Getty)
Haaland will be a must-have for many FPL managers (Getty)

Team-based names


  1. Brian Munich
  2. Real Sociable
  3. Expected Toulouse
  4. Borussia Teeth
  5. Colonel Getafe
  6. Pathetico Madrid
  7. Cry me a River Plate
  8. Dyslexia Untied
  9. Farcelona
  10. This is Sparta Prague
  11. Inter Row-Z
  12. Bolton Squanderers
  13. AC A Little Silhouette of Milan
  14. Genoa-cide
  15. Borussia Monchenflapjack
  16. Kings of Lyon
  17. Ivory Toast
  18. Tekkerslovakia
  19. FC Twente Stone
  20. Sporting Abeerbelly
  21. Fiorentina Turner
  22. Sub-standard Liege
  23. Is your Motherwell?
  24. Bilbao Baggins
  25. Werder Beermen


Current players


  1. Hotel? Thiago
  2. Alisson Wonderland
  3. Costa Livramento Crisis
  4. Heung like a Horse
  5. Cancelo Culture
  6. Earth, Wind and Maguire
  7. Lord of the Ings
  8. Hakuna Mateta
  9. Back, Saka and crack
  10. Tonali addicted to Base
  11. Red Bull gives you Mings
  12. Berge King
  13. Luke KyleWalker
  14. Haalandaise Sauce
  15. Pain in Dias
  16. Back of the Neto
  17. Areola Grande
  18. Not Isakly Sure
  19. No Kane, No Gain
  20. Botman and Robin
  21. Smith Rowe Your Boat
  22. Paqueta Crips
  23. Abra Dubravka
  24. Dumb and Dummett
  25. Uptown Dunk

The Golden Oldies


  1. Neville wears Prada
  2. Pleased to Michu
  3. Baines on Toast
  4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
  5. Lads on Toure
  6. One size Fitz Hall
  7. Titus Shambles
  8. 50 shades of O’Shea
  9. Fiddler on the Huth
  10. Reality Cech
  11. Silence of the Lahms
  12. Sarri, Not Sarri
  13. Tinchy Sneijder
  14. Kings of Leon Osman
  15. Moves like Agger
  16. Blink-1 Eto’o
  17. Crouch Potato
  18. Wenger Boys
  19. Hutton dressed as Lahm
  20. Making Emile of It
  21. Purple Reina
  22. Robben Banks
  23. Berbatov Cocktail
  24. Finding Mido
  25. Anelka Skelter

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Topics: Football, Premier League, Fantasy Premier League, Fantasy Football

Chris Byfield
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