Roy Keane's latest rant about people parking on double yellow lines might be one of his funniest yet
Roy Keane has had fans in stitches with his latest rant about one of his pet peeves.
It doesn't take too much to get the Irishman annoyed and he's already made his feelings clear on selfies and players swapping shirts at half-time.
But in the latest episode of Stick to Football: The Overlap Special, brought to you by Sky Bet, Keane opened up about something else which really irks him.
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In conversation with Gary Neville, Jill Scott and Ian Wright, the former Manchester United captain sounded off about people who park their car wherever they want because forking out for the fine is nothing to them.
Keane described the actions as "rude" and said by principle those who do it should have their tyres slashed.
“People that have a few quid and just park wherever they want – double yellow lines or disabled bays – and just take the ticket off because they can pay that," Keane said.
"It’s rude – we should slash their tyres. It’s so rude, parking where they want – it’s arrogant."
The 52-year-old then admitted that he has his own way of responding to the parking offenders - pulling people's wipers and messing with their wind mirrors.
"I just pull it out. Not off. Just pull them up so when they get back to the car they have to get out and fix them.
"That's exactly what I do. Especially on the back. If they've parked really bad. Put their wing mirrors on the other side so they have to get out.
Neville also weighed in with a hat-trick of pet peeves, ranging from trains to barbecues.
He even made a point about not liking goalkeeping coaches during his career and expressed his disdain for shoehorns.
He commented: “My first pet hate is Avanti trains. The trains to London are shocking. They are unreliable, the staff are not happy [with Avanti] when you speak to them, it’s just [not good].
“The next thing is barbecues – they are overrated. The sequencing of what happens is someone will be over there cooking, they’ll bring food over, you’re eating it while they are cooking and everything is not ready at the right time. It’s an unsociable experience for eating.
“[Next is] Shoehorns. If you need a shoehorn for a pair of shoes, why would you buy them? You try and get it on and you can’t – if you can’t get it on first time and you need a shoehorn to get a shoe on, I’m sorry but that’s not right. Get rid of shoehorns.”
Josh Lawless