QUOTE: "Let's face it we're all sick of seeing this idiot mince down the wing and fail to deliver a half decent ball into the box."
For just a measly sum of £200, you can bring England winger Raheem Sterling back home from the European Championships in France. Ah, the joys of modern technology.
Sterling, who has failed to impress in the tournament thus far, has received a fair few critics in recent days but someone has taken his lack of flair one step further than the rest.
Before you say it, no, this is not real but if you want to believe it, feel free to contribute to this worthwhile cause.
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Raheem is just £165 away from reaching his goal.
Page owner Aaron Bamford gave us all a little chuckle with his description for the page:
'Let's face it we're all sick of seeing this idiot mince down the wing and fail to deliver a half decent ball into the box. We'll bring the lad home and then we can all stop cringing everytime a gust of wind knocks him over.
Don't worry about being generous, we're of one mind. A penny each will cover it I imagine. If we raise enough money we'll fire the little cretin into space and do the citeh boys a favour long term.
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Any actual donations will be given to Dougie Mac.'
And as if by magic, the donations started to flood in, even Mike from Tenerife got involved:
Can Raheem prove the doubters wrong in the coming days?
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