A former Premier League star would celebrate victories by swinging his penis around in the dressing room, according to one of his former team-mates.
Most footballers have a celebration planned for when they score, with even top players such as Cristiano Ronaldo – who often pulls out the ‘Siuuu’ – sticking to the same one each time they find the net.
Cole Palmer and Morgan Rogers rub their shoulders when performing the ‘Cold’ celebration, while others have taken a much simpler approach. Take Alan Shearer, for example, who would simply run around with one hand raised after scoring.
Of course, all of the aforementioned celebrations are performed on the pitch with the world watching; however, very few get to see the inner sanctum that is the dressing room.
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After important wins in high-profile matches such as cup finals, clips of teams drinking alcohol and dancing usually surface.
But what happens if a team picks up an important three points during a relegation dogfight?
Former Norwich, Brighton and Blackburn winger Elliott Bennett has revealed all in a recent episode of the Under the Cosh podcast, with the Wolves academy product explaining how former Netherlands international Leroy Fer would take celebrations to a whole new level.
“Honestly, mate… his f***ing piece is massive, mate – biggest I’ve seen, right. He used to do this thing if we won… Leroy would pull his trousers down because everyone knew he’s got a chopper,” Bennett said.
“He’d grab it by the bottom of the shaft – big piece – and swing it around the dressing room [makes siren noise].
“He got a new pair of boots, right… he put his c*** through the box, then opened it and was like, ‘Do you like my new boots?’ He lifts up the lid and his c***’s in there.”
Fer, now 36, arrived at Norwich with a decent reputation when he joined from Dutch side FC Twente in 2013.
In his only season at Carrow Road, he registered four goals and three assists but could not prevent the side from Premier League relegation in 2013/14.
The following year, Fer moved to QPR before a loan spell and subsequent permanent move to Swansea City.
The Dutchman later returned to his native Netherlands, joining Feyenoord in 2019.
Fer, who earned 11 caps for his country between 2010 and 2014, is currently playing in the United Arab Emirates.
Topics: Football, Premier League
Luke Davies