The LAD’s guide to hosting the big game

The Grand Final is fast approaching. And, would you look at that? You've been tasked with hosting your mates this year. No pressure.

There’s a misconception that, to host the ultimate grand final celebration, you need amenities like a BBQ that looks more like a spaceship, an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a finely-polished deck. Reality: you need nothing of the sort.

With the help of The Bottle-O, you can grab some of you and your mates’ fave bevvies to sip while watching the big game, regardless of whether your team wins or loses. Bragging rights might be on the line, but that doesn’t mean anyone deserves to have their thirst left unquenched. There’s just a few simple things you can do to ensure your grand final party is top-tier. Here's your ultimate guide to hosting the ultimate game-day party.

The Food Factor

When it comes to hosting, thinking about food to serve can be one of the most stressful parts. But it really doesn’t have to be. You’ll be surprised how little any party guest really cares what they eat, as long as they have something to chow down on. So, keep it simple. Finger food, chips and dips, plenty of cheese and easy-to-cook warm snacks that’ll have everyone satisfied.

Not only that, but it keeps your time in the kitchen to a minimum. But, if you want to surprise and delight, be sure to whip out the ultimate party pleaser—a cob loaf.

The Drink Situation

While it’s understandable that food can be stressful, the drink situation never should be. This is where The Bottle-O comes into help. With stores around the country, you’re never too far away from The Bottle-O and it has the variety to keep literally any guest happy. You can stock up on classic beer, like XXXX Gold or Victoria Bitter, or you can go for something a little sweeter, like Jim Beam White & Cola or Hard Rated 4.5% Alcoholic Lemon. You can go for a Stone & Wood Pacific Ale or get them a Whiteclaw Mango & Lime.

Your options at The Bottle-O are abundant, which means your party can truly be for everyone. Whether they’re into the classic or down to try something new, there’s something for every type of taste.

The Setup

Look, we all know you splurged on that ultra wide TV for your own comfort, but now you’re hosting grand final day, you’ll continue to reap the benefits. Make sure there’s enough seats for everyone (cushions on the floor will suffice for some) and keep all fragiles far, far away. In fact, just ensure there’s plenty of room for people to jump up and cheer (or throw a tantrum). There’s nothing worse than wanting to get up and yell at a ref that won’t hear you but not having room to.

But the setup isn’t just about the physical — it’s about crafting an atmosphere. It might be easy to lean straight into decorating your space with only your team’s merch (flags, caps, stubby holders for those goodies from The Bottle-O) and we’re here to tell you… that’s exactly what you should do. Nothing gets banter flowing like a bit of friendly crap-talk, and that’s precisely what your guests will do when they see your living room plastered in your team colours.

The final touch? Always keep a footy handy. Not only can it act as a stress ball, but once the final whistle blows, and people have cheered/cried, you’re naturally gonna wanna pass or kick it around. Broken vases can be tomorrow’s problem.

Be sure to enjoy this grand final season, regardless of how big or small your party is, with the help of The Bottle-O.

Over 18s only. Enjoy responsibly.