Georges St-Pierre's Coach Explains The UFC Legend Is Worried About Alien Abduction
Georges St-Pierre might not have been worried about any opponents during his UFC career but he is worried about aliens abducting him.
The former two weight UFC champion is known as one of the best mixed martial artists in the history of UFC, ending with a 23-2 record in the promotion.
However whilst GSP feared no man he does fear aliens. Speaking to Joe Rogan, GSP's coach Firas Zahabi revealed his client's ritual to stop him being abducted, saying, "He thinks aliens are stealing his time.
"I share a hotel room with him many times, he puts a foam roller up against the door like this. I move it, I put it away - 'No, bro, leave it there!' For what? 'In case the aliens get us.' He'll know the next day because the foam roller was moved."
Rogan then asked "Jesus Christ, doesn't he think the aliens can come through the walls? How are they taking him out? Taking him through the hallway holding his hand?"
With Zahabi replying, "Because they wipe his memory after. But he'll know because they don't know he put the foam roller there. So when they move it, it's a cue for him to remember."
If the aliens are intelligent then surely they'll wipe the memory of him putting the roller down too? See, not such a fool proof plan Georges.
Aliens aside the Canadian could still come back to the octagon, despite retiring after beating Michael Bisping at UFC 217, with his coach saying, "I'm telling you, if Usman or Colby gets injured.... Well, I dunno, I don't want to speak for Georges. But man, he can kill anybody, this man. He's the world's greatest martial artist. I think so. I'm telling you, he's a monster.
"...It has to be a mega fight. He doesn't wanna be champion and fight once every four months. That's done. THat's not gonna happen no more. But one mega fight. Invite him back for a mega fight, see if you can entice him. Because he's a competitor.
"He's still training. Ripped, shredded, fighting. He could do five rounds. He can get in fight shape. He's there. He's a very young 38 year old. I would tell you he's like a 20 year old."
I don't know about anyone else but I'm not as interested as GSP coming back to fight Khabib Nurmagomedov as I am seeing a fight between the 38-year-old and an alien.