Dani Alves has previous when it comes to uploading strange videos to the internet. He's posed as his girlfriend before now, in a wig apologising to Barcelona fans for an early Champions League exit. But rather than stop at dressing up like his other half, the Brazilian right-back has gone one further and got her involved in his latest escapade.
In the video, entitled 'Two Crazy Lost In The Paradise', the new Juventus man and his girlfriend, Joana Sanz, who are currently holidaying in the Philippines, can be seen dressed in what appears to be some form of ancient war regalia, cartoonishly impersonating two soldiers, before Alves briefly air humps Sanz and beats his mouth like a Native American character in an ancient western film.
In other words, it's the single most fucking surreal thing you'll see, today:
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No, we've not got a fucking clue what it's all about, either.
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