We get it, OK? If you're a millionaire footballer you're going to have a lot of spare time on your hands and when you've bought as many Lamborghinis, Faberge eggs and 3D moving portraits of yourself as it's possible to buy, you've got to find something else to keep you occupied.
Ashley Young, it appears, spends a good amount of time hunting for chips in pairs of the same length.
No, you're not reading the ramblings of someone who's been at the glue sticks for a bit too long, the Manchester United utility man genuinely can't eat chips unless they are they are paired up and of identical lengths.
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One person who Young won't be sharing his chips with any more is Memphis Depay, who's on his way to Lyon...
Credit: Memphis Depay
Young made the bizarre revelation during a recent interview with FUEL where he was asked if he had any peculiar eating habits.
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"I don't know if I can say this but - oh well. If I've gone to get a takeaway and I get chips I like to match up the chips in length.
"That is actually quite weird. Obviously, if I've got chips, I pick them out in twos.
"That's a weird thing as well. You know if they're not the same length, well I go hunting for the same length in chips.
"So it's all coming out, all my secrets are coming out. I don't mind. It's all right. But I think we'll leave it there."
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'Quite weird', Ashley? Inception was 'quite weird', refusing to eat chips of different lengths is on a par with trying to understand Kanye's average Twitter output after 10 pints and a wrap of whizz.
Just putting it out there, Ashley, wasting chips is worse than diving for a penalty. Sort it out.
(H/T Kicca)
Topics: Football, Manchester United, Ashley Young