French side Nice have put in an official complaint to police, after an adult film was recorded during a Ligue 1 game inside their stadium.
Usually the only noises of an adult nature you'd hear inside a football stadium come from Gary Neville on commentary, when the former Manchester United star has one of his famed goalgasms.
That changed earlier this year when Gary Lineker, Danny Murphy and Paul Ince were surprised by a prank during a live FA Cup game on the BBC.
However, neither of those examples actually need anyone to be enjoying themselves, or another, in an inappropriate way, thankfully.
Advert
That apparently was the case on January 29th on the south coast of France though, when Nice played host to Lille at the Allianz Riviera Stadium.
According to French outlet RMC, the club have filed a complaint to police, after learning of an x-rated film being recorded in the stadium during the game.
As well as the club, Nice Eco Stadium, the company who operate the stadium, have also filed a complaint because of the association of their business to the film.
It was fans who originally alerted the club to the filming, presumably when they stumbled across some groaning and vigorous love making, via social media posts.
If Nice need some advice on the whole experience, they could do worse than talking to UK hotel company Travelodge about how to handle it.
Last month they made a complaint to the police after a 28 person adult film scene was recorded in one of their hotels in Newcastle.
And if anyone needs any advice about football and the adult film industry then they should go to Former Crystal Palace academy player Damian Oliver.
Oliver now makes pornography, and dates fellow star Sophie Anderson, and has previously revealed his new job isn't as fun as he expected.
Knowing how cold a football stadium gets on a January evening, you can't imagine it was too much fun recording inside Nice's home against Lille.
If any of the business was going down in the seating area it would have been very cold and public, the concourse would have been just as bad and the toilets would have been....well you've all seen toilets in a football stadium, yikes!
Ryan Sidle