Jose Mourinho Telling Sergio Ramos And Xabi Alonso To Deliberately Get Sent Off Is Comedy Gold

With Real already into the next round with a game to spare, Mourinho's thinking was that two of his most important players could serve their one-match suspension in the final group game against French side Auxerre and then enter the knockout stages with their record wiped.

The Portuguese manager was seen in conversation with Alonso just before the start of the second half and he was first to go. Already on a booking, he purposely took an absolute age to take a free-kick and was given his marching orders.

Then, to add to the conspiracy theory, Ramos decided to take one of Iker Casillas' goal-kicks and he too was guilty of time-wasting - leading to a second yellow and subsequent dismissal.

Incredibly, Ramos shook the hand of referee Craig Thomson to almost thank him for the red card.

You didn't need to be Colombo to clock on to what Mourinho and Real were doing and UEFA duly punished all those involved.

Mourinho received a touchline ban, the red cards stood, and there were a number of fines handed out.

"Players Xabi Alonso and Sergio Ramos were fined €20,000, Iker Casillas was fined €10,000 and Jerzy Dudek was fined €5,000," UEFA said in a statement.

"The red cards given to Alonso and Ramos stand, and they have therefore been suspended for one Uefa club competition match.

"The control and disciplinary body has decided to fine Real Madrid CF €120,000. An appeal may be lodged against the ruling within three days of the dispatch of the reasoning for the decision."

Ramos was one yellow card away from a European suspension and Martin Keown, on co-commentary for BT Sport, noted that it looked deliberate from the Spaniard, who was clearly thinking about having a clean slate for the quarter final stage.

Not that it mattered in the slightest as Ramos watched from the stands as Ajax dismantled Real 4-1 in the second leg at the Santiago Bernabeu.

It seems Carlo Ancelotti remembered that incident earlier this season.

The Brazil international was one yellow card away from suspension and would have been banned for the final group stage matchday against Inter Milan.

Bookings refresh for the knockout stages and Casemiro would have been available for the round of 16 fixture.

Ancelotti immediately shook his head and said no. Can you blame him?