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50 funniest and best club names for EA FC 24 Ultimate Team

Josh Lawless

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50 funniest and best club names for EA FC 24 Ultimate Team

EA Sports FC 24, the first game in the post-FIFA era, is released worldwide on September 29 and the excitement is building.

Plenty of gamers have already got stuck into a plethora of game modes after purchasing the Ultimate Edition or through an EA play subscription.

And no doubt some players are already boasting ridiculous teams on Ultimate Team, which now includes female players for the first time in a historic move.



Of course we all know that the most important detail of your UT is actually your team name - as is the case with Fantasy Premier League year on year.

If you're bored of the predictable 'Class on Grass' and 'Inter YaNan', we have a plethora of suggestions for you to choose from should you be struggling.

  • BalotelliTubbies
  • Borussia Your Teeth
  • 21 Savic
  • Turkish De Ligt
  • Haven’t Jota Clue
  • Neville Wears Prada
  • ObiWanKenobiNil
  • Tea and Busquets
  • Giroud Sandstorm
  • Too Krul To Be Kind
  • Egg Fried Reus
  • Murder on Zidane’s Floor
  • Chiellini Con Carne
  • SlideIntoMyCDMs
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Ivory Toast
  • Rashford Fiesta
  • The Wizard of Ozil
  • Puyol Pants Down
  • Guns N Moses
  • Kinder Mbeumo
  • Finding Timo
  • Catfish and the Spurs
  • I Don't Kjaer
  • AC Me Rollin
  • Cobra Kai Havertz
  • Meet The Fekirs
  • My little Bony
  • Osasuna or Later
  • Like a Virgil
  • Is your Motherwell?
  • CamavingaBoys
  • Men Behaving Chadli
  • Baines on Toast
  • TchouameniCooks
  • ComeDigneWithMe
  • Lahmaggedon
  • Lads on Toure
  • Moaning Skrtel
  • Pjanic at the Isco
  • Pique Blinders
  • Gangster's Allardyce
  • Moves like Agger
  • Who Ate All Depays
  • MeeMyDelphAndIbe
  • Haven’t a Kalou
  • Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
  • Bayer Neverlusen
  • Hierro Rocher
  • 50ShadesOfOShea

It's worth noting that you are only afforded one opportunity to change your name each year. In the event that a gamer wants to rename, they simply have to go to settings in Ultimate Team and click 'Rename Club' before typing in the new name and pressing confirm.


Offensive names will not be given the green light.

The best player name on the game has to go to 22-year-old forward Franklin Nyenetue, who has 'Daddy's Boy' on the back of his shirt.

Featured Image Credit: EA Sports

Topics: EA Sports, EA Sports FC, Gaming, EA FC 24

Josh Lawless
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