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Poor keepers: getting blamed when they concede and rarely any glory in victory - all while dressed like they've just taken a serious hammering at paintball.
That's if we're judging on these 18 kits, anyway. Each belongs to a club or national team who've forced their No 1 into this absolute 'number two' of a shirt.
Admittedly, several are from the insane days of the 1990s and early 2000s when kit designers truly lost the plot. But there are quite a few modern efforts to show the trend hasn't totally disappeared.
Each of these keeper kits boast an nightmarish design, garish colours or are just plain ugly. Many are proudly all of this at once.
All you need to do is try to identify all 18 - very tricky - then to tell us your score and tag a mate to see if they can beat it. Good luck!
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