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Duncan Ferguson Gives Terrifying, Expletive-Filled Warning To Everton Fan For Slacking In School

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Duncan Ferguson Gives Terrifying, Expletive-Filled Warning To Everton Fan For Slacking In School

Duncan Ferguson has delivered a bone-chilling, f**k-filled warning to an Everton fan to improve his school grades.

Everton legend and current assistant boss Big Dunc was asked by a school teacher to give the young Toffees fan a pep talk. He got the greatest one ever from the most intimidating man in football.

"Hi young Tom, you alright son, it's Duncan Ferguson here," the gigantic Scot began in the video, filming himself inside Goodison Park. "I just wanted to wish you all the best, pal.

"Your teacher, old Tom, has told me you've been f**cking slacking off a bit in your photography, is that right?

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"We cannae be having that, mate. You better get your finger out and make sure that you get the f**king results."

We presume at this stage that 'Young Tom' was immediately either reaching a trembling hand for his camera or just hiding under his bed in fear. But Dunc was not finished with him.

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"And if you get the results right and you stick in, I'll come and see you," the 49-year-old added.

"I'll take you for a bit of lunch or I'll come to your house or something. We'll sit down and have a wee chat... So you make sure you stick in. Come on, don't f**k the job up.

"Anyway, look: there's Goodison for you. What do you think of that? Hopefully you'll be back soon lad. Alright mate - stick in son. God bless from Big Dunc, take care."

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Ferguson is widely viewed as the scariest player in Premier League history. We'd possibly just upgrade that to 'human being ever to walk the earth'.

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So while his promise to come and visit the student - should his grades improve - was undoubtedly an incredibly kind and well-intentioned gesture, it is naturally a bit menacing.

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Good luck with your photography, Tom. And with the subsequent home visit from Mr Ferguson.

Featured image: Twitter

Topics: Premier League, Everton, Twitter

Alex Reid
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