Fantasy Premier League Team Names: 100 Best Names For Your Squad This Season

Every new Premier League campaign offers fantasy managers a fresh start.

Whether it’s chasing down a personal best rank, pursuing bragging rights in the work mini league or going all-in for the coveted Fantasy Premier League (FPL) crown, every team has a target ahead of the new season.

Considering which players to place in the 15-strong starting squad can be tricky business, but one of the hardest tasks in pre-season is choosing a suitable team name to aptly represent the group.

Without a witty, lewd, original or rude moniker to embody the side, FPL teams seem incomplete – and the last thing managers need is yet another important decision shortly before the GW1 deadline.

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• The best and most selected players

So, if the perfect FPL team name is not yet jumping out – fear not! With plenty of time to spare, we have put together a distinguished list of 100 hilarious football-related team names to help those in need of a little inspiration.

The classics 

1. Pique Blinders
2. Lallanas in Pyjamas
3. Tea and Busquets
4. Who ate all Depays?
5. Ayew joking
6. Enter Shaqiri
7. The Kouyate Kid
8. Pjanic at the Disco
9. Backstreet Moyes
10. Drinkwater not Koke
11. Come Digne with Me
12. Zlat’s All Folks
13. Klopps and Robbers
14. Gangsters Allardyce
15. Two’s Kompany
16. Thomas the Frank Engine
17. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
18. Kroos Control
19. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
20. Champagne Super Rovers
21. The Cesc Pistols
22. Delph and Safety
23. Men Behaving Chadli
24. Lloris the Hounds
25. Slumdog Mignolet

The team based ones 

1. Brian Munich
2. Real Sociable
3. Expected Toulouse
4. Borussia Teeth
5. Colonel Getafe
6. Pathetico Madrid
7. Cry me a River Plate
8. Dyslexia Untied
9. Farcelona
10. This is Sparta Prague
11. Inter Row-Z
12. Bolton Squanderers
13. AC A Little Silhouette of Milan
14. Genoa-cide
15. Borussia Monchenflapjack
16. Kings of Lyon
17. Ivory Toast
18. Tekkerslovakia
19. FC Twente Stone
20. Sporting Abeerbelly
21. Fiorentina Turner
22. Sub-standard Liege
23. Is your Motherwell?
24. Bilbao Baggins
25. Werder Beermen

The current players 

1. Hotel? Thiago
2. Alisson Wonderland
3. Boom Xhakalaka
4. Heung like a Horse
5. Targett Practice
6. Earth, Wind and Maguire
7. Lord of the Ings
8. Hakuna Mateta
9. Bowen Arrow
10. Losing my Reguilon
11. Red Bull gives you Mings
12. A Song of Rice and Dier
13. Luke KyleWalker
14. Haalandaise Sauce
15. Pain in Dias
16. Back of the Neto
17. Hanging by a Fred
18. Lingardium Leviosa
19. No Kane, No Gain
20. Botman and Robin
21. Smith Rowe Your Boat
22. VAR-dy Time
23. Abra Dubravka
24. Dumb and Dummett
25. Uptown Dunk 

The golden oldies 

1. Neville wears Prada
2. Pleased to Michu
3. Baines on Toast
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
5. Lads on Toure
6. One size Fitz Hall
7. Titus Shambles
8. 50 shades of O’Shea
9. Fiddler on the Huth
10. Reality Cech
11. Silence of the Lahms
12. Sarri, Not Sarri
13. Tinchy Sneijder
14. Kings of Leon Osman
15. Moves like Agger
16. Blink-1 Eto’o
17. Crouch Potato
18. Wenger Boys
19. Hutton dressed as Lahm
20. Making Emile of It
21. Purple Reina
22. Robben Banks
23. Berbatov Cocktail
24. Finding Mido
25. Anelka Skelter