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Steward Scores A Goal With Dildo In Lincoln City Vs Charlton Athletic Game

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Steward Scores A Goal With Dildo In Lincoln City Vs Charlton Athletic Game

A steward has gone viral after scoring a goal with a dildo during Lincoln City vs Charlton Athletic today.

In footage shared a social media, the large pink sex toy was thrown onto the pitch at the LNER Stadium.

In order to avoid a scenario like the infamous beach ball incident that allowed Darren Bent to score against Liverpool 12 years ago, a steward ran on to remove it.

Image: PA
Image: PA
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But instead of picking it up and throwing it off the pitch, the chap saw his name in the headlines and decided to have some fun.

Displaying technique that resembled the unique body shape David Beckham used to strike the ball, the security man kicked the ball a couple of times so that it went into the goal.

With the fans cheering him on, the steward capped it off by wheeling away and celebrating with one hand in the air like a prime Alan Shearer.

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Lincoln won 2-1 at home with all goals coming in the second half, but there's no denying that the best strike came from the steward in the opening 45 minutes.

Weirdly, for reasons nobody really understands, dildos do have a link with football. No one will ever forget the time Sky Sports reporter Alan Irwin had a dildo tickling his ear live on deadline day as he reported on Tom Cleverley's move to Everton.

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In the Premier League, hilarity ensued in 2018 when referee Kevin Friend was snapped with a rubber penis during Brighton vs West Ham before he handed it over to the fourth official.


Featured Image Credit: Image: Twitter

Topics: Charlton Athletic

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