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Yaya Toure's Agent Has Genuinely Actually Lost The Fucking Plot

Yaya Toure's Agent Has Genuinely Actually Lost The Fucking Plot

Oh come on now!

Ryan Sidle

Ryan Sidle

Dimitri Seluk is the man who caused all the fuss about Yaya Toure's lack of a birthday cake so it's no wonder that the Manchester City midfielder's agent has made himself look like a complete and utter moron!

Pep Guardiola today confirmed that Yaya Toure wouldn't be getting into the Manchester City squad for tomorrow's EFL Cup game against Swansea or anytime after that. He said that it wouldn't happen until Seluk, Toure's agent, apologised for saying "If City don't win the Champions League then I hope that Pep has got the balls to say that he was wrong to humiliate a great player like Yaya."

Speaking today the City manager revealed that the Ivorian wouldn't be getting back in his plans. And almost as predictably as Wayne Rooney being in the next England squad Seluk couldn't help but react with a ridiculous demand of Guardiola:

So Seluk won't be apologising until Guardiola apologises to Manuel Pellegrini, a man who he didn't sack and in fact wasn't even sacked it's just his contract ran out. Presumably Pep won't be apologising to Pellegrini until the former Espanyol boss apologises to Roberto Martinez. Pellegrini of course won't do that until the former Inter Milan manager says sorry to Mark Hughes and so on...

Basically Toure won't be playing for City any time soon and a player who should be an Etihad legend has his reputation dragged through the mud.

Seluk continues to come across as an idiot!

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