Lionel Messi is often held up as the gold standard for performances on the football pitch, but Argentine model Xoana Gonzalez has slammed his form in the sack.
Yes, Gonzalez hooked up with the five-time Balon d'Or winner several years ago and she's still keen to reveal what exactly happened between the pair.
However, Messi may want to give this particular review a miss as Gonzalez didn't hold back, despite calling the Barcelona star her "idol".
Speaking on Peruvian TV as per BolaVIP, Gonzalez said: "It was many years ago. In truth he was very young. But he knew what he was doing, was not minor, that was the important thing.
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"His security told me 'got someone you want to know'. I was curious to see who it was, and froze when I saw it was my idol Messi I froze."
She added, "I said that he is the wimp, though because he sent his security to get me. There I noticed that he is very shy."
"We talked about music and cannot remember if he told me he had a girlfriend or not. After a while we went to his apartment in Puerto Madero."
"When one plays across the whole pitch, you expect someone to return the favour. I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body."
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Ouch.
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