Former Manchester United player Daniel Nardiello had to pretend to make love to a woman in front of the likes of David Beckham and Roy Keane in a 'horrible' experience.
Nardiello joined Man United's famed academy from Wolves shortly after the club completed a historic treble, winning the Premier League, FA Cup and Champions League in the 1998/99 season.
But the forward only represented the Red Devils on four occasions before his release on a free transfer to Burnley.
Advert
However, he's not short on stories at Man United, having recalled a 'horrible' experience, where he had to pretend to make love to a woman.
What's more, he did his crude actions in front of star talents Roy Keane, David Beckham and Ryan Giggs, among others.
Speaking on the Under The Cosh podcast, Nardiello revealed his humiliating ordeal at Man United.
Advert
He said: "Mine was I had to make love to a [pretend] woman on the table. A few of us had to do that. You had to describe the girl. It was horrible.
"Is she blonde, brunette, is she busty, is she not? How are you doing it? What are you saying to her? [I was] bright red, it was horrible."
Asked if it was 'strictly missionary', Nardiello replied: "100 per cent."
He added: "These are the superstars as well, it was Giggs and David May the main guys in there but you can see Keane and Beckham there just lapping it all in and you're like 'oh my God, I've got to make love to a girl in front of all these guys'."
Nardiello, who played for the likes of Swansea City, QPR and Blackpool, also touched on the club's Christmas parties and claimed one year included 'four of five strippers', but 'all the first team lads were nowhere to be seen, they were getting well away from it'.
Advert
He continued: "They [the strippers] got Luke Chadwick and they were dancing all round him on the floor and he was just there smiling his head off.
"They were all married and behaving themselves, but Dwight organised a good party."
Topics: Manchester United, Football
Nasir Jabbar