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Ian Holloway's Greatest Quotes

Josh Lawless

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Ian Holloway's Greatest Quotes

Ian Holloway is close to a return to football management, with news coming that the colourful character is set to be appointed QPR boss in what will be his second spell in charge of the Rs.

With Holloway now putting his punditry commitments aside and stepping back into the dugout, we thought there'd be no better time to pick out some of Ian's best and most memorable quotes.

Here we go...

On David Beckham's possible knighthood:

"Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird."

On the footballers taking their shirts off rule:

"I don't see the problem with footballers taking the shirts off after scoring a goal. They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too."

On Scott Sinclair:

"Have you ever seen The Incredibles? They have a kid and he's just so quick, like 'woosh' and he's gone."

On beating QPR:

"I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season."

On a bad run of form at QPR:

"I've had such bad luck at the moment, if i fell in a barrel of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb."

On watching Arsenal:

"I washed Arsenal playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets."

On an ugly win at Chesterfield:

"Our performance today wouldn't have been the best looking bird, but at least we got her in the taxi!"

On Cristiano Ronaldo:

"Hopefully he's hung like a hamster - that would make us all feel better. Having said that, we missus has got a pet hamster at home and his cock's massive!"

Never change, Ian.

Josh Lawless
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