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Motherwell's hilarious fine list leaked, includes punishment for 'peeing in shower'

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Published 13:53 29 Nov 2023 GMT

Motherwell's hilarious fine list leaked, includes punishment for 'peeing in shower'

Motherwell's list of fines has been leaked online.

Tom Jenkins

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Fans of Scottish Premiership side Motherwell have 'leaked' the club's fine list for this season - and it makes for hilarious reading.

Motherwell sit ninth in the top flight after a poor start to the season, with their last win coming on the 3rd of September.

Since then, the Scottish side have lost seven of their last 10 matches, but most recently earned a hard-fought 1-1 draw away to Celtic, with fans hoping this will prove to be a turning point in the club's season.

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Motherwell aren't the first club to see their fine list leaked, with Steven Gerrard's strict regime at Aston Villa being leaked in 2022.

Villa players were being charged £200 a minute if late, as well as £200 if snus was left 'anywhere'.

Considering the tough situation Motherwell finds themselves in, it's no surprise that boss Stuart Kettlewell has laid out some tough rules for his squad to follow, with 25 rules set out in the document posted online.

Fines include £100 for missing the bus, £10 for every minute a player is late, as well as £50 for not reporting an injury and £10 for poor parking.

These may all seem like reasonable rules for players to follow, but it's what is further down the list that is attracting attention on social media.

Fans were quick to pick up on one punishment in particular. (
@AJT_1980 via X)

The leaked list includes fines for "peeing in the shower" and "cringe social media", which would set the Motherwell players back £25 and £20 respectively if they fall foul of either.

Surprisingly, urinating in the shower isn't at the top of Kettlewell's concerns, with crimes like "wearing a hat on matchday" costing players £50, and leaving the "Christmas night out" early carrying a staggering £150 fine.

If a player doesn't show up for the Christmas event at all, it will cost them a huge £250.

Despite the peculiarity of a lot of the list, it is noted at the bottom of the leaked image that, "all fines managed with common sense and at the panel's discretion."

Featured Image Credit: Getty and @AJT_1980 (via X)

Topics: Scottish Premiership, Football

Tom Jenkins
Tom Jenkins

Tom Jenkins is a Social Editor and Journalist for SPORTBible. Specialises in Football and F1 but has experience covering a variety of sports such as MMA, Boxing and Cricket. Suffers weekly as an Evertonian.

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