James Rodriguez has been given warm wishes in his recovery from a testicle injury by adult film star Kendra Lust.
The Everton playmaker reportedly sustained the damage after suffering 'a blow to the testicles' following a collision with Virgil van Dijk in his side's eventful 2-2 draw with Liverpool earlier this month.
Rodriguez was fit enough to play through the pain in the Toffees next match, a 2-0 Premier League defeat to Southampton. But according to Spanish media source Marca, he's been struggling with a nasty blow down below ever since that Merseyside derby.
However while we wouldn't even get a sympathy note from our closest friends or family in such sore circumstances, handsome James has been sent a get-well message from the aptly named Lust.
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Replying to an update concerning Rodriguez's painful knock on talkSPORT's Instagram account, Kendra commented: "Ouch! Hope you're ok."
Ouch indeed. The former Real Madrid and Bayern Munich star's treatment for his unusual injury includes undergoing "pressure therapy" via a NORMATEC machine, according to Sport Witness.
Basically that means a pair of fancy, high-tech trousers that promote blood circulation and reduce bruising by pumping air pressure on the legs.
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Sensational. But we're sure it's also nice for Rodriguez to receive an uplifting message from Lust, whose films include 'Magic Mike XXXL' and 'The Booty Movie 6' (presumably you don't need to have seen the previous five to follow the plot).
Heartfelt (if rather less exciting) wishes are also extended from SPORTbible, as the 29-year-old Colombia ace looks to fully recover from his painful blow, get out of those pneumatic trousers and back performing at his very best for Everton.
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