If you're English and still aren't sure whether you should vote in or not then this decision by German newspaper Bild might help you decide. Then again if you're Scottish then you might start leaning towards leaving.
The EU referendum is a complicated debate muddied further by stupid 'personalities' making terrible arguments about nothing and scare mongering and all sorts of other nonsense and the fact that the Euros has taken two days off at the one time we could all do with the distraction even more makes the break in the tournament more frustrating than usual, WE WANT THREE GAMES A DAY EVERY F*CKING DAY!
Anyway with that said German newspaper has sent the good people of Britain a letter, although it's quite England focused, to convince us all to stay in the EU because despite all the historical rivalry they love us really.
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The letter opens, "Dear Britain, if you stay in the EU, we'll even recognise the Wembley goal," referring to Geoff Hurst's controversial second goal in the 1966 World Cup final which hit the crossbar and bounced somewhere near the line, IT WAS OVER, giving England a 3-2 lead in extra-time.
The newspaper goes on to say that they'll no longer take the p*ss out of Prince Charles' ears, although why not we do it ourselves, they'll also reserve sun loungers for us on holiday instead of themselves and they'll come to the Queen's 100th birthday party, although lord knows who's inviting them. Oh obviously it'll be Charles.
Hurts' second goal is somewhat overshadowed by his third which sealed his hat-trick in the 120th minute and confirmed England's one and only major tournament win on home soil and gave birth to the infamous commentary line, "There's some people running on the pitch. They think it's all over. It is now."
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