Eric Cantona Posts Bizarre X Rated Video Of Someone Smashing An Egg
Eric Cantona might be best known for his goals, kicking a fan of his opposition and talking about trawlers and seagulls but now the enigmatic Frenchman has caught the attention for his social media posting.
What is it with French former Manchester United players who clearly still love the club and taking to social media to post weird videos about food stuff.
I mean that description sounds weirdly specific and yet Eric Cantona has followed Patrice Evra in the stakes for weirdest social media post by a former footballer.
Evra is pretty well known for his 'I love this game' videos on Twitter and Instagram and he's done the odd thing like dressing as a dinosaur but his oddest post came at the end of last year when he fondled a raw turkey ahead of Thanksgiving.
The Frenchman though has been outdone in the stakes by his fellow countrymen with Eric Cantona taking to Instagram to post a video of someone, not him, smashing an egg with their penis.
It's fair to say it's left the rest of social media completely scrambled.
What came first the (Patrice Evra licking a raw) chicken or the (Eric Cantona posting a video of a penis crushing an) egg?- Alex Finnis (@AlexFinnis) April 24, 2019
Cantona: "So what do people usually post on Instagram?"- Chris (@chrs00) April 24, 2019
Social Media Guru: "A mix of stuff... some people like to put food porn up"
Cantona: "Say no more."
Me to anyone considering heading over to Eric Cantona's Instagram right now pic.twitter.com/akCcMc6dPy- melissa cox (@mmdotcox) April 24, 2019
absolutely in awe of Eric Cantona hating Liverpool so much that he'd post a video on Instagram just to rattle United's team and already-confused fanbase, leaving City to smash right through them like a brutally-erect penis slamming into a raw egg.- Sam Diss (@SamDiss) April 24, 2019
Welp. Thanks to Cantona I'm not thinking about the Derby now...- Carl Anka ' Talking GOT & Endgame (@Ankaman616) April 24, 2019
You send Eric Cantona one bloody DM on Instagram...- David Hartrick (@DavidHartrick) April 24, 2019
It's definitely not Eric doing the cracking and I'm not sure if that makes his decision to share the video more or less weird, but that's what he's decided to do.
You know it's bad when people aren't even making that many egg jokes.
Between Evra's Thanksgiving turkey and Cantona's Easter egg we just can't wait to see exactly what David Beckham will be doing for Halloween this year.