Chelsea Loanee Fined For Grabbing Opponent's Junk In Match

In the most bizarre story you will read today, a Chelsea loanee has been fined for grabbing an opponent's penis in a game.

Matt Miazga, one of many players on loan at feeder club Vitesse Arnhem in the Eredivisie, squeezed the private parts of Denzel Dumfries, who plays for Heerenveen.

The incident happened when the two were in close proximity on a corner kick in the game on January 20 and the American defender's Vinnie Jones-esque antics were not spotted by the officials.

Since that game, which ended 1-1, the 22-year old has played Vitesse's last three games, including a 1-0 defeat to Den Haag on Thursday.

However his club have taken action over his conduct, fining him an undisclosed amount.

In that game a couple of weeks back, Dumfries not only had his old man honked by Miazga, but he was also elbowed by Tim Matavz in the game. He too was fined by Vitesse but has also been banned for four games by the Dutch FA.

Miazga, a £3.5 million summer signing from New York Red Bulls two years ago, has made two appearances for Chelsea.

The chances of him making the grade at Stamford Bridge are incredibly slim and he's certainly not done himself any favours with his recent behaviour...