In the most bizarre story you will read today, a Chelsea loanee has been fined for grabbing an opponent's penis in a game.
Matt Miazga, one of many players on loan at feeder club Vitesse Arnhem in the Eredivisie, squeezed the private parts of Denzel Dumfries, who plays for Heerenveen.
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The incident happened when the two were in close proximity on a corner kick in the game on January 20 and the American defender's Vinnie Jones-esque antics were not spotted by the officials.
Since that game, which ended 1-1, the 22-year old has played Vitesse's last three games, including a 1-0 defeat to Den Haag on Thursday.
However his club have taken action over his conduct, fining him an undisclosed amount.
*checks in to see how Matt Miazga is doing... pic.twitter.com/GvDmaQSeg3- US Soccer Feed (@ussoccerfeed) February 8, 2018
Chelsea's Matt Miazga has been fined by Vitesse Arnhem, where he plays on loan, for squeezing the private parts of Heerenveen's Denzel Dumfries.#bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/lSDLcnMNJE- Wayytedd Pass (@wayyteddpass) February 9, 2018
As quoted by Sky Sports, Vitesse technical director Marc van Hintum said: "First of all, we regret the commotion that has arisen. We have fined Matt directly after the events because they do not fit the behaviour shown within the fair play concept of the club."
In that game a couple of weeks back, Dumfries not only had his old man honked by Miazga, but he was also elbowed by Tim Matavz in the game. He too was fined by Vitesse but has also been banned for four games by the Dutch FA.
Miazga, a £3.5 million summer signing from New York Red Bulls two years ago, has made two appearances for Chelsea.
Welcome to @ChelseaFC, Matt Miazga! #CFC pic.twitter.com/TyGuNMoZ8a- Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) January 30, 2016
The chances of him making the grade at Stamford Bridge are incredibly slim and he's certainly not done himself any favours with his recent behaviour...
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