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So we've all woke up this morning believing the world to be an utterly shite place to live. It's a place where bigoted, sexist, KKK endorsed billionaires can reign supreme. Fucked up, isn't it?
However, today shouldn't be wasted on getting angry at a shite haired, pussy grabbing lunatic who will soon have access to all of America's nuclear codes. Instead, we should focus on the fact that today is also Alessandro Del Piero's 41st birthday and that gives us a reason to look back at some of 'Rafaello's' greatest hits.
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Being the second highest all-time Italian top-scorer in all competitions, the Juventus icon has given us 346 efforts to choose from and, as you can imagine, whittling them down to just a handful was no mean feat. So instead, rather than focusing on a nice round number of say five or 10 of Del Piero's, we decided to whack as many as we could into this article so as to distract from the global fuck up that is 2016.
vs Lazio, 1994
vs Fiorentina, 1994
vs Real Madrid, 2003
vs Internazionale, 2006
vs Bari, 2001
vs Torino, 2002
vs Borussia Dortmund, 1995
vs Borussia Dortmund, 1997
vs Germany, 2006
vs Monaco, 1997
vs Piacenza, 2003
vs Roma, 2012
vs Verona, 1996
vs Steaua Bucharest, 1995
vs Sweden, 2000
vs Dinamo Kiev, 1998 (Zidane's assist, though)
vs Chievo, 2008
vs Lazio, 2008
vs Rangers, 1995
Probably just spend the rest of your day watching these videos and telling yourself everything will be OK, we reckon. Stay well clear of social media or any news channels for the next week, too.
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Alessandro Del Piero, Football, Juventus, Italy