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Mark Clattenburg's Hair Has Well And Truly Gone For A Wander

Mark Clattenburg's Hair Has Well And Truly Gone For A Wander

According to Paul McCartney, money can't buy you love. It also can't make your hair stick around when you're refereeing football matches in Australia, if what's happened to Mark Clattenburg's barnet is anything to go by.

In February, the English referee announced that he would be making the move from the Premier League to Saudi Arabia, pocketing £500,000-a-year in the process.

However, when he took to the field to officiate an international friendly between Australia and Brazil in Melbourne earlier today, nobody was talking about Clattenburg's pay packet.

Mark Clattenburg
Mark Clattenburg
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Clattenburg, before his hair started to go all Uncle fucking Fester. Image: PA

Instead, everyone was fixated on the disaster that occurred atop the former Premier League official's head.

His hair had well and truly gone for a fucking wander.


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Clattenburg has apparently had hair transplant treatment in the past, but it now looks as though the 13-year Premier League veteran is allowing nature to take its course. Fair play.

Featured Image Credit: PA

Topics: Football, Mark Clattenburg

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