Ladies and gentlemen, I don't care if you're getting married this Saturday - just prepare yourself for a day in front of the tele. Sit back, relax and strap yourselves in.
Grab some snacks and a few beverages because this is going to be a long day.
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This mammoth session of football starts at 12pm when Real Madrid host Barcelona in a predictably feisty El Clasico at the Bernabeu. It's La Liga's first Clasico of the season, but can the Catalan giants extend their lead over Madrid to 14 points before Christmas?
In the second game of the day, Everton face Premier League champions Chelsea at 12:30pm.
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You might need to grab that tele from the spare room to watch El Clasico and this tasty tie at Goodison at the same time, but trust me, it'll be worth it.
If that wasn't enough, switch over to Gillette Soccer Saturday at 3pm to watch your 12-fold Accumulators die a painful death.
Then in the third game of the day, Burnley host Tottenham at 17:30 as Sean Dyche's side look to maintain their top 6 position.
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In form Leicester City will face Manchester United at 19:45 while Italian champions Juventus host AS Roma at the same time to end a truly orgasmic day of football.
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AND THE DARTS IS ON!
There are some cracking Premier League ties between the 22nd of December to the 28th:
- Fri, Dec 22 - Arsenal v Liverpool - 7.45pm
- Sat, Dec 23 - Everton v Chelsea - 12.30pm
- Sat, Dec 23 - Leicester City v Man Utd - 7.45pm
- Tues, Dec 26 - Tottenham v Southampton - 12.30pm
- Tues, Dec 26 - Liverpool v Swansea City - 5.30pm
- Wed, Dec 27 - Newcastle v Man City - 7.45pm
- Thurs, Dec 28 - Crystal Palace v Arsenal - 8pm
Bring it on.
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Chelsea, Barcelona, Roma, Everton, Juventus, Real Madrid