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Borussia Dortmund Have Absolutely No Time For Donald Trump's Wall

Borussia Dortmund Have Absolutely No Time For Donald Trump's Wall

Donald Trump's desperation to erect a $25bn wall across the United States' border with Mexico gathered momentum yesterday with the fluorescent billionaire overlord signing an executive order for the wall to be built.

Unsurprisingly, Trump's decision has been met with resistance not just from American and Mexican citizens, but from people from all corners of the globe as the world still attempts to understand just how the fuck any of this happened and why a bloke who was once Stone Cold Stunnered at WrestleMania is now the most powerful man in the world.

Borussia Dortmund: What Could Have Been...

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In typically heroic fashion, with America's tyrannical lunatic leader doing his best to dissolve relations with Mexico, Borussia Dortmund chimed in with their say on the situation by showing off the greatest wall in world football:

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I think we can all agree that Westfalenstadion's Yellow Wall > Trump's Wall.

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The post from Dortmund further cements their reputation as possibly the most likable football club in the world, with their affordable tickets, dedication to youth development (even if that does benefit Bayern Munich more than anyone else), outstanding match day atmosphere and dedication to wearing some of the finest kits on the continent.

Well played, BVB.

Topics: Football, Borussia Dortmund, Donald Trump

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