Sergio Ramos Literally Sh*ts Himself, Goes To Bathroom, Comes Back To Finish Game
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Sergio Ramos went missing for about 10 minutes in the latter stages of Real Madrid's La Liga game against Eibar on Saturday.
Where did the skipper go?
Well, bluntly, he needed a shit!
Cristiano Ronaldo opened the scoring against Eibar, but the hosts then leveled through Ivan Rumis.
And in the 76th minute, with the game one-a-piece, Ramos left the field of play. Yet returned 10 minutes later.
Ramos actually shit himself during the match, and was forced to visit the bathroom to take a dump. In that time, Ronaldo restored Real's lead, eventually securing all-three points.
Zidane explains why Ramos disappeared in second half of Madrid's win at Eibar: "He had to take a shit" https://t.co/7AJ9i3wkj6
- SPORT English (@Sport_EN) March 10, 2018
Zinedine Zidane on why Sergio Ramos left the pitch after 76 minutes and then returned: "Ramos sh*t himself a bit, so he went to the bathroom for a moment." pic.twitter.com/bzrkSAXI4l
- Indy Football (@IndyFootball) March 10, 2018
Ahah. Sergio Ramos went missing for 10 minutes in the last 20 that Real Madrid played at Eibar.
Real Madrid had already had the 3 changes.
Zidane explained: "He has shit a bit on himself"
Imagine the Sergio Ramos man-marking after that...
- Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) March 10, 2018
Zidane, very bluntly: "I think Sergio [Ramos] had to take a shit, he went to the toilet and returned in a minute."
- RMadrid Edition (@RMadridEdition) March 10, 2018
Always wondered who is gonna be the first footballer I witness running to the locker room mid match to take a shit. It turns out to be Sergio Ramos. History maker as usual
- Ahmad (@ahmadf_o) March 10, 2018
Zinedine Zidane confirmed his whereabouts by confirming he needed the No.2.
"I think Sergio [Ramos] had to take a shit, he went to the toilet and returned in a minute," the Real Madrid boss said about Ramos' disappearance.
Here's how Ramos responded:
"Nature calls... Out & back in... Reload..."
HE SHITS WHEN HE WANTS, SERGIO RAMOS, HE SHITS WHEN HE WANTS!!