Peter Crouch Playing Golf With Regular Sized Clubs Is Everything You Hoped For And More
Peter Crouch bagged a rare goal against West Ham last night and people immediately called for Gareth Southgate to get him on the plane to Russia for the World Cup.
Forget Harry Kane folks, this magnificent human being is the ultimate target man.
Here's a selection of his greatest tweets:
The Stoke City striker is known for his antics both on and off the pitch, so surely his infectious personality would help England lift the famous trophy.
Just imagine the scene. Peter would perform the robot celebration after every goal and he'd control England's Twitter account throughout the tournament, so even if we don't win it, the constant stream of comedy gold will lift spirits. It's a win-win.
That would be great thanks mate- Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) April 15, 2018
Shortly after his goal helped Paul Lambert's side pick up a point in the relegation battle, Crouch's name began to trend on Twitter but it wasn't because of his goal against Joe Hart.
A series of images emerged of the 6ft 8 striker playing golf and they quickly went viral.
There are so many questions, but perhaps the most obvious is - why doesn't he buy a set of custom clubs to fit his frame?
Just making you aware of Peter Crouch playing golf pic.twitter.com/1YHgXYmGRI- Glenn Kitson (@Glenn_Kitson) April 16, 2018
Peter Crouch playing golf is way funnier than it should be. pic.twitter.com/BWmwfC4Vxu- Gaz Phiz (@Phiz_Bomb) April 13, 2018
Good morning! Here's a completely un-photoshopped pic of Peter Crouch playing golf. No, seriously. pic.twitter.com/I4sgRhgHrM- Firebox.com (@firebox) April 17, 2018
You never fail to put a smile on our faces, Peter.