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Peter Crouch Playing Golf With Regular Sized Clubs Is Everything You Hoped For And More

Peter Crouch Playing Golf With Regular Sized Clubs Is Everything You Hoped For And More

Peter Crouch bagged a rare goal against West Ham last night and people immediately called for Gareth Southgate to get him on the plane to Russia for the World Cup.

Forget Harry Kane folks, this magnificent human being is the ultimate target man.

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Here's a selection of his greatest tweets:

The Stoke City striker is known for his antics both on and off the pitch, so surely his infectious personality would help England lift the famous trophy.

Just imagine the scene. Peter would perform the robot celebration after every goal and he'd control England's Twitter account throughout the tournament, so even if we don't win it, the constant stream of comedy gold will lift spirits. It's a win-win.

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Shortly after his goal helped Paul Lambert's side pick up a point in the relegation battle, Crouch's name began to trend on Twitter but it wasn't because of his goal against Joe Hart.

A series of images emerged of the 6ft 8 striker playing golf and they quickly went viral.

There are so many questions, but perhaps the most obvious is - why doesn't he buy a set of custom clubs to fit his frame?




You never fail to put a smile on our faces, Peter.

Never change.

Topics: Golf, Football News, Peter Crouch, Football, Funny, Premier League, West Ham, Stoke City

Jack Kenmare

Jack Kenmare is a writer at SPORTbible. He's interviewed some of the biggest names in sport, including Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Pele, Carles Puyol and Tim Henman. He dabbles in all things sport but football is his biggest passion. He was once hit in the head by a wayward strike from Nicky Butt and lived to tell the tale.

 

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