The Real James Milner Joins Twitter, Drops The Biggest, Most Boring First Tweet Ever
It's the moment everyone has been waiting for.
It might have been tough at times, but our patience has finally paid off. James Milner has just joined Twitter. I know amazing, right?
But, wait, it gets much better. Milner might have just posted the single most boring and yet at the same time absolutely-fricking-superb first Tweet of all time.
And it has created such a large frenzy, that it might have blown up the whole of Twitter.
To those who are confused, there is an account who claims to be Milner, just a very, very, very, very, very (you get the idea) boring version of the footballer.
It may not surprise you to know that the account is called Boring James Milner.
Anyway, this account frequently posted some of the dullest content imaginable, including such things as telling its over 500k followers that he's having a cup of tea, walking the dog in the park or scratching an itch on his foot.
I just said to Jurgen that after that performance we should reject all offers for Mo Salah this Summer. He said thanks for that great advice, James. I said thanks, anytime.- Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 17, 2018
The weather this morning calls for an extra strong cup of tea so I'll probably leave the bag in for around 10-15 seconds longer than usual. #StormEmma- Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 1, 2018
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Firmino just said to me he thinks we're definitely through. I said That's all well and good Roberto, but the tie's not over yet. He said But we're 5-0 up James. I said We could lose 6-0 in the second leg.- Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) February 14, 2018
This has left us all desperate to have the real Milner on social media.
Finally, our prays have been answered, and the best part is, Milner's really that not dull at all!
Well, that's not exactly true. The Liverpool midfielder posted a picture of himself ironing his Nike tops, in ironically what looks like the world's most boring room.
Either way, he's finally here!
And the award for 'Best first tweet ever' goes to...- Tom Todhunter (@tdhntr) March 22, 2018
What a first tweet James, you're not boring after all :joy::joy:- Samue (@VintageSalah) March 22, 2018
Boring James Milner has just deactivated. "My work here is done"- King Kenny Stand (@KingKennyStand) March 22, 2018
HAHAHA WHAT A LAD :joy::joy::joy:- ₁ (@KariusEdition) March 22, 2018
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
Words: Jacque Talbot