Martin Keown Makes Ludicrous Andros Townsend Claim, Stormzy Tells Man 'Shut Up'

Martin Keown doesn't exactly enjoy a reputation as being a particularly well respected football pundit and his latest comments have incurred the wrath of Stormzy.

The 'Shut Up' star has essentially told the former Gunner to do just that after Keown declared on Match Of The Day 2 last night that Andros Townsend had the finest left foot in Europe. No, we're not making this up, he actually said that.

Bear in mind that a certain five time Ballon d'Or winner by the name of Lionel Messi is also left footed, it didn't take long for Keown's inane comment to generate a reaction, and Stormzy's was absolute perfection.

Some of the other reactions were pretty fantastic, as well

Can we please start the campaign to get Stormzy onto MOTD 2 as a pundit alongside Keown, just to shout 'SHUT UP!' in his face every time he makes a ridiculous statement? That'd be worth the license fee alone.

Topics: Football, Lionel Messi, Martin Keown

Joe Baiamonte

Northerner. Assistant Editor of SPORTbible. Studied Journalism and Broadcasting in a portakabin on a car park of Salford University for three years. Believes football peaked with Serie A in the '90s and strong-arms pro wrestling references into as many articles as possible. Neymar once took 50 euros off me during a game of poker.

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