Cristiano Ronaldo is a wonderful football, a good looking fella, someone whose face you probably wouldn't mind slapping and one of the few people who could post a cheeky nude on social media and get away with it.
Cristiano Ronaldo is an easily unlikeable guy. Before anyone has a go at me for being jealous I'd like to say that he's unlikeable for that exact reason, there's not many of us who can't be jealous of him.
Put it away Cristiano, you're putting us all to shame, you handsome bastard. Image: PA Images
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One of the world's best footballers, a man who is Real Madrid's top scorer of all time, the guy with just the four Ballon d'Ors and a whole host of other individual and team honours to his name.
On top of that he is a damn fine chiselled adonis of a man, swoon! The last time Ronaldo was in the headlines because of his looks was because of the hilariously bad bust of the Real forward:
Cristiano Ronaldo or the talking head from Art Attack? Image: PA Images
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But not one to allow the focus to be more of a mocking tone the former Manchester United winger has taken to Instagram to post a few cheeky nudes, unfortunately for the ladies, and some of the men, there's some tactical posing going on so no dong!
And saving the best for last!
My personal favourite might be the first and most recent image, can a man really be naked with slippers on? It's certainly only a look that Cristiano can pull off!
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I'm not sure what the photoshoot was for but you can be sure I'll be printing one of the pictures off for recreational use... I obviously mean so I can stick it to my dart board because of how jealo...oh sod it you don't believe me anyway!
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