Romario Advises Gabriel Jesus To Have Sex To Bring world Cup Glory

If you thought hard work, passion and luck were the keys to winning the World Cup, never mind natural talent, management and some good teammates, then you'd be completely wrong. According to Romario it's all about sex!

Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about Romario and Gabriel Jesus. I mean not together, unless that's what they're both into and are consenting because then it's fine.

Romario is best known for helping Brazil win the 1994 World Cup, the first time the country best known for winning the tournament had done since 1970. Along with Bebeto, him of rocking child fame, the pair were quite the strikeforce and a young man named Ronaldo was sat warming the bench.

_{Speaking of Brazilians having lots of sex...}

The former Barcelona striker would amass an impressive 55 goals in just 70 appearances for the national team, including five in the 94 World Cup which helped him win the Golden Ball award at the tournament.

In his native country Manchester City forward Gabriel Jesus has been compared to Romario and the 52 year old gave the youngster some advice to help bring the trophy some this summer, SEX! Romario said:

"Have enough sex is one piece of advice - as is making the most you can of your days off.

"And, of course, you must concentrate on match days and during the games,"

"I believe Jesus is quite aware of his football and what it represents for the Brazilian nation. He has to arrive at the World Cup and score a goal. That's the most important thing."

Jesus has already scored nine goals for Brazil. Imagine how many it would be if he had more sex. Image: PA Images

Sex, concentration and goals! Funnily enough when I'm doing one I often try to concentrate on the other to make it last longer. Trying to pick your England squad for the World Cup often works.

In case you're wondering what Romario is doing these days, he's the senator of Rio de Janeiro!

Imagine a major politician in one of the biggest cities in England suggesting that Harry Kane make sure he gets laid as often as possible in between football matches, I cringe at the thought.

Romario celebrates scoring against Manchester United. Image: PA Images

The veteran doubled down on his advice saying, "It is good that he is playing in Europe because maybe 80 or 90 percent of the best players in the world play there and he will have faced them already.

"But the first thing I advise him to do is have lots of good sex."

That's some good fucking advice!

Topics: Gabriel Jesus, Football News, Russia 2018, World Cup

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