WATCH: Alexis Sanchez Gloriously Chips Arsenal Into The Lead

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Alexis Sanchez loves scoring glorious goals, absolutely loves it. He loves it almost as much as he loves Instagramming pictures of his dog and tonight, he's added another effort of enormous pedigree to his growing list of wonder strikes.

The Chilean gave Arsenal the lead during their Champions League group stage clash with Bulgaria's Ludogorets, tonight in such a manner that it'll make you cross your legs as you make an involuntary noise usually reserved for the end of a rollicking session of bed gymnastics:

Crikey. Someone pass me a cigarette and a flannel.

Topics: Football, Alexis Sanchez, Arsenal, Champions League

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