FUCKING...HELL...FIRE.
Memphis Depay has just scored one of the goals of the season, this afternoon and, long story short, I need a cold shower it's got me that excited.
Lyon were hosting Toulouse during a Ligue Un game this afternoon and, at 3-0 up, Memphis decided he'd have a bit of fun by twatting the ball into the net from the half way line.
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Louis Van Gaal and Jose Mourinho most be wondering where this Memphis was during his 18 dreadful months as a Manchester United player.
The Dutch winger seems to be enjoying somewhat of a renaissance since his £17m January move to Lyon, with his form improving week by week.
And then this.
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I'm not sure what they're putting in the water in Lyon, but it seems to be turning their forwards into goal of the season machines, with Alexandre Lacazette doing this against Roma earlier in the week.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to watch Memphis' goal on a loop for the rest of the evening with a pillow across my lap.
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