Watch: Dani Alves Scores Screamer To Compound Celtic's Misery

Peaking too soon is rarely an enjoyable experience and Celtic not only peaked too soon against Paris Saint-Germain tonight, but also had to try and deal with Neymar and co peaking all over them for the rest of the game.

OK, that's enough use of the word peak for about a fucking year.

Moussa Dembele fired the Scottish champions into an early lead in Paris, only for Neymar, Edinson Cavani, Kylian Mbappe, Marco Verratti and finally, Dani Alves to hit back for the Parisians, crushing Brendan Rodgers' men 7-1 at the Parc des Princes.

And it was Alves' stunning late effort that stole the show, putting the cherry on the icing on the cake of a rampant performance from Unai Emery's team.

The victory leaves PSG top of Group B with a maximum 15 points from five games, while Celtic sit in third place on just three, with just a Europa League place to play for when they take on Anderlecht in their final group game in a fortnight's time.

Featured Image Credit: BT Sport

Topics: Dani Alves, Celtic, Football, PSG, Champions League

Joe Baiamonte

Northerner. Assistant Editor of SPORTbible. Studied Journalism and Broadcasting in a portakabin on a car park of Salford University for three years. Believes football peaked with Serie A in the '90s and strong-arms pro wrestling references into as many articles as possible. Neymar once took 50 euros off me during a game of poker.

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