Every Premier League season throws up its fair share of surprises; Newcastle United rescuing a 4-4 draw against Arsenal after being 4-0 down, Sergio Aguero's last kick of the season title winning goal, Leicester City winning the fucking Premier League. The list goes on and on.
But you can stick all those precious, history making memories in the fucking bin as far as I'm concerned because today, Leon Britton beat Peter Crouch to a header in midfield.
That's Leon Britton, all five foot five inches of Swansea midfielder, beating six foot seven Peter Crouch to a header.
Spring loaded boots or the explosive thighs of a young Michael Jordan? How did he do it? Image: PA
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I am yet to see footage of this earth shattering feat of human achievement, but the BBC have assured us that it did indeed happen during Swansea City's 2-0 victory over Stoke City at the Liberty Stadium, this afternoon.
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The Beeb have reached out to the Stoke striker, but he has yet to comment on the incident. Perhaps out of sheer embarrassment.
This is literally the only reason to watch Match Of The Day, tonight. If they fail to show it, expect a VERY strongly worded letter to be making it's way to Media City in Salford, first thing on Monday morning.
Featured Image Credit: PATopics: Swansea City, Peter Crouch, Football, Stoke City