Forget the fact it's been April Fools day today because the only important part of this year's April 1st is eating your weight in chocolate eggs, after all that's what Jesus would have wanted. But no matter how many eggs you find James Milner has won Easter Sunday.
Easter weekend traditionally was one of the best weekends for football and outside of the Premier League that is still true. Top tier sides only play one game over the weekend these days but at least football league teams play Friday and Monday to keep us entertained.
Check out this list of footballers' first tweets:
But as we all know just watching football isn't enough these days and we need that second screen experience, be it messaging our friends or tweeting how bad the ref is we can't put our phones down.
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Fortunately that means we haven't missed out on fire content like James Milner taking on his own parody persona of 'boring James Milner' on his own Twitter account and he's brightened up our Easter with this perfect tweet:
Of course the account that Milner is parodying, or at least we think he is, is the 'Boring James Milner' account that has been on the social media platform a lot longer than the former England international.
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The account made it seem like Milner was a boring guy because that's pretty much how his comes across with his dour Yorkshire accent:
If only Milner had proved how brilliant he was at character comedy beforehand there'd never have needed to be a separate account.
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We just hope he got to enjoy all that chocolate after measuring it!
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