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WATCH: Sutton Defender Attempts Flying Headbutt On Oxlade-Chamberlain

WATCH: Sutton Defender Attempts Flying Headbutt On Oxlade-Chamberlain

The true magic of the FA Cup

Joe Baiamonte

Joe Baiamonte

If you're into being miserable, you'll believe that the FA Cup has lost it's magic and even non league teams knocking Premier League sides out of the competition can't change your mind.

But what about a non league defender attempting to fuck up the entire world of an England international by jumping head first at him as he speeds down the wing?

Is that not what the FA Cup is really all about?

Because that's what Sutton United captain Jamie Collins attempted tonight when Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain sped past him like Roadrunner taking the piss out of Wile E. Coyote. Albeit a Wile E. Coyote that was so knackered he thought headbutting a lad would be the best way to win the ball off him.





There's a lot to be said for Sunday League tactics being employed against teams full of international millionaires who spend their spare time buying truly disastrous jeans, and quite frankly, we want to see more of this type of behaviour on a regular basis in the Premier League.

What was even going through Jamie Collins' head when he attempted this, though? And why does he aim for the shoulder? Surely executing a headbutt should be as natural for a builder as hurling sexist slurs at women. Quite frankly Jamie, while the thought was indeed there, the execution was fucking abysmal, mate.

Here's hoping Alfie Mawson launches one of these Eden Hazard's way, this weekend.

Featured Image Credit: BBC

Topics: Football, Arsenal, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain