For weeks I resisted putting Jamie Vardy in my fantasy football team. For weeks the Leicester City striker scored. Finally I relented, Aguero and Gomis went out and in came Lukaku and Vardy. Of course that week Vardy finally failed to score for the first time in 12 matches, good going. Still it could be worse...
Yes I know I'm a terrible fantasy manager for keeping Gomis in that long and not putting Vardy in sooner but it doesn't make me the worst by a long way and if you're one of those people who's not looked at their team since the beginning of the season then you're still doing better than this bloke.
20 game weeks in and team CantThinkOfAnything is down in 3,623,312th place with a whopping minus 7,683 points!
On the face of things it doesn't look too bad for this team with the likes of Marko Arnautovic, Ross Barkley, Riyad Mahrez, Odion Ighalo and Jamie Vardy in the starting line up and Jack Butland, Georginio Wijnaldum, Toby Alderweireld and Romelu Lukaku on the bench.
But the problem isn't in points gained column but in the points lost column as the manager hasn't quite worked out the minus four points for a transfer rule as they've made an average of 75 transfers a week, that's 1500 in total. In game week 13 they changed players 982 times. Who has that much time?
It looks like our hapless managers biggest confusion surrounds the goalkeepers where Petr Cech has seen himself in and out of the team 111 with Watford's Heurelho Gomes actually 'bettering' that with 133 transfers.
This guy really wants to finish bottom and has too much time on his hands. Have you tried Football Manager sir?
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