Mike Tyson is the gift that keeps on giving.
Ever since releasing his 'Hotboxin' podcast, the former "Baddest Man on the Planet" has come up with some cracking stories.
But it was his latest one that is perhaps his very best.
Speaking to the UFC's Vice President of Athlete Health and Performance Jeff Novitzky, Iron Mike admitted using a device called a "Whizzinator" to pass his drug tests during his boxing days.
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To break it down, the "Whizzinator" is basically a prosthetic penis that can carry fluids.
Yes, really.
It's no secret that the former world heavyweight champ turned marijuana farmer liked to enjoy himself back in the day.
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From his partying to recreational drug use, Tyson has been very open when it comes to his stories.
But when it came to getting back in the ring and performing for his millions of fans, Tyson says one special device dubbed the "Whizzinator"helped him achieve that without the substances in his body being detected by authorities.
And no, we're not talking about performance enhancing drugs (PEDs), we're referring to his recreational use.
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"It was awesome, man," Tyson told Novitzky.
"I put my baby's urine in it."
"One time I was using my wife's [urine] and my wife was like, 'Baby, you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.' And I said, 'nah, so we ain't gonna use you any more, we're gonna use the kid'.
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"Because I got scared that the p*** might come back as pregnant."
And incredibly, it turns out Tyson actually wasn't far off with that seemingly-absurd theory.
Novitzky, who is known by some within the UFC as "The Golden Snitch", added: "A male provided a urine sample and it came back and they said 'Sir, you're pregnant. Either you're pregnant or this is somebody else's urine!'"
You can watch the full podcast in the embedded video below...
Topics: Mike Tyson, Boxing, Australia