I fancy myself to be quite handy at table tennis, even if I crashed out of the office ping pong tournament in the round of 16, against the noob that is James Parrott.
But I'd much rather be playing my colleague Nasir Jabbar and having a five-star classic on the table, than coming up against this scarily skilful monkey.
A video of the talented chimp in action against a human has been doing the rounds for a couple of years but it never fails to amaze - because it's a monkey playing table tennis at the end of the day!
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Not only that, he/she is very able with the paddle and manages to get the ball over the net with deadly speed courtesy of a pretty wicked backhand.
It's only a 23 second clip but it's so unbelievable that you could watch it over and again without getting bored.
The same can be said about this next video of 'Ollie the Bulldog', who is just 3-years old but has a ridiculous first touch.
Remarkable footage of the prolific pooch, tipped to be the next Ballon d'Og winner, emerged online and owner Cy Saunders has given us an insight into how this all came about.
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"We've had Ollie since he was 8 weeks old. He's always running around in the garden with a ball." he told SPORTbible.
"I discovered he had a touch like this last year. My parents run a football team and he's forever around footballs."
Ollie, who might have a chance getting in Jose Mourinho's starting XI judging by their performance against Huddersfield, might just be the most talented dog in the world, but someone else might have something to say about that.
Alfie, the four-year old crossbreed, has earned the nickname 'Ronaldog' for his incredible skills on a football pitch.
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As well as dribbling at speed and bouncing the ball off his body onto his head, he can also side-step a ball to confuse his opponent, according to the official DogsTrust website.
Animals are just better than us at everything, aren't they?
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