Cristiano Ronaldo is from another planet. The 33-year-old has a muscle mass of 50%, a fat content of 7% and an image of Steve Bruce on his abs, with the latter being the most impressive.
You did read that correctly. Someone has genuinely spotted an outline of former Aston Villa, Wigan Athletic and Sunderland manager Steve Bruce on the actual six-pack of the five-time Balon d'Or winner and we can't unsee it.
Moments after he scored a screamer against his former club, Ronaldo lifted up his shirt to reveal the magnificent portrait. Don't believe me?
Take a look below. He's worked hard for this.
The Juventus forward has yet to make a comment on these incredible revelations, but we all know Steve was a club legend at Old Trafford, so to do such a thing against Manchester United is certainly admirable.
Before his move to the Italian side, Real Madrid's coaching staff performed a series of tests on Cristiano's body that later indicated that he has the physical condition of a 23-year old.
It was also revealed that the 33-year-old has the fat content of 7%. If you compare this to other footballers, the average is around 10 or 11%, according to a report from Spanish publication AS.
Ronaldo also has a muscle mass of 50%, and again, if you compare it again to other professionals, the usual figure doesn't exceed 46%.
And a portrait of Steve Bruce on his abs.
In an interview with Spanish television programme El Chiringuito, Ronaldo confirmed that he has the biological age of a 23-year-old.
He then went on to claim that he will play until he is 41, which doesn't surprise me considering his record of late. The former Manchester United winger just isn't showing signs of slowing down, even if people did doubt him at the start of the season.
"I've still got a long time left, I can keep playing until I'm 41," he said. I'm feeling good, happy, I can't complain. We are playing another final on Saturday and the fans are behind Cristiano."
Take a bow, Cristiano.