The Real James Milner Joins Twitter, Drops The Biggest, Most Boring First Tweet Ever

It's the moment everyone has been waiting for.

It might have been tough at times, but our patience has finally paid off. James Milner has just joined Twitter. I know amazing, right?

But, wait, it gets much better. Milner might have just posted the single most boring and yet at the same time absolutely-fricking-superb first Tweet of all time.

And it has created such a large frenzy, that it might have blown up the whole of Twitter.

To those who are confused, there is an account who claims to be Milner, just a very, very, very, very, very (you get the idea) boring version of the footballer.

It may not surprise you to know that the account is called Boring James Milner.

Anyway, this account frequently posted some of the dullest content imaginable, including such things as telling its over 500k followers that he's having a cup of tea, walking the dog in the park or scratching an itch on his foot.

This has left us all desperate to have the real Milner on social media.

Finally, our prays have been answered, and the best part is, Milner's really that not dull at all!

Well, that's not exactly true. The Liverpool midfielder posted a picture of himself ironing his Nike tops, in ironically what looks like the world's most boring room.

Either way, he's finally here!

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

Words: Jacque Talbot

Topics: Liverpool, Football News, James Milner, Football, Premier League, Twitter

Jack Kenmare

Jack Kenmare is a writer at SPORTbible. He's interviewed some of the biggest names in sport, including Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Pele, Carles Puyol and Tim Henman. He dabbles in all things sport but football is his biggest passion. He was once hit in the head by a wayward strike from Nicky Butt and lived to tell the tale.

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