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German Fans Took Their World Cup Frustration Out By Watching More Porn

German Fans Took Their World Cup Frustration Out By Watching More Porn

How else to get rid of your frustration other than putting 'Incognito mode' on and having some time to yourself, even during the World Cup.

Ryan Sidle

Ryan Sidle

By the end of Saturday Germany could be out of the World Cup with one game to go and it's fair to say that fans in the country will take that pretty hard based on their post Mexico actions.

Germany were expected to arrive in Russia and pick up where they finished off in Brazil four years ago when they gave everyone else a spanking, didn't blow it, and came first at the World Cup.

There wasn't many who would have expected Mexico to win the two sides opening game last weekend but everytime Germany came at them the central Americans were able to counter and get round the back.

Hirving Lozano smashed home the money shot as Mexico beat the world champions 1-0 and leave them under threat of being knocked out of the tournament after just two games.

In this country whenever England lose a tournament game we all reach for a stiff drink but the Germans apparently reach for something ever stiffer.

According to the country's biggest porn provider, Amateurcommunity.de, viewing figures straight after the match pocket rocketed up by 38%!

The graphic truth about Germany's adult movie viewing. Image: Amateurcommunity.de
The graphic truth about Germany's adult movie viewing. Image: Amateurcommunity.de

As you can see the first little spike comes straight after Lozano's brilliant goal but Mexico ahead, I mean it was a really good goal but I'm not sure it was THAT good.

Clearly a lot of Germany fans also needed something to do at half-time. Lads next time we always put an article out bang on the half-time whistle so you could just read that, it's a little less messy.

Lots of people turned on by Lozano's goal. Image: PA Images
Lots of people turned on by Lozano's goal. Image: PA Images

A source said, "It was supposed to be the start of another frantic World Cup for the German team.But some fans felt frustrated after the defeat against Mexico, and needed to find relief somehow or other.

"Clearly pornos were the ideal distraction for many." The usage was described as 'exceptional' for a Sunday evening.

Should Germany lose their second game against Sweden, on Saturday, and Mexico beat South Korea then Joachim Low's side will be knocked out of the tournament with Korea still to play.

If that happens then expect lots of Germans to need the tissues...because they'll be crying.

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Topics: Football News, Russia 2018, World Cup news, Germany, World Cup