Cristiano Ronaldo Is Already Making A Massive Impact At Juventus With These Ludicrous Shirt Sales

Cristiano Ronaldo is a Juventus player, officially - like, it actually happened. He wasn't joking his time - he wanted the move, and what Ronaldo wants, Ronaldo gets. So how've his new supporters reacted? They've gone batsh*it crazy, that's how.

How can we tell they've gone batsh*it crazy? Well, have a look at these shirt sales.

Yes, that's how.

It's a true that some of those peculiar fans who only support a single player might make up a large portion of those sales; the type of person who has @Ronadlology as a username and supports the Portugal international regardless of which team he plays for - those types.

You can add them to the sales figures. In fact, they probably bought several, which they'll forever keep in the fresh wrapping and sensually rub whenever they see the big man on television, whispering gently to it: "siuuuu...siuuuu."

Well, the 33-year-old has taken the world by storm once again. First it was his move from Manchester United to Real Madrid back in 2009, now it's Los Blancos to Juve, the black and white striped giants in Serie A.

Well, we can call them black and white striped, it's more like a white kit with black blocks, amirite guys?

Next season's kit for Juventus, is a a big no-no, a huge thumbs down. As Newcastle United fans know too well, the more stripes the better. Stop getting rid of stripes, kit designers. It's not cool, it's not retro, it's just very upsetting and in extremely poor taste

So, yes, Ronaldo. How many goals will he score next season for Juve? Bags and bags full or a ton? We'll let you decide. Let us know in the comments section.

Jacque Talbot

Jacque Talbot is a journalist and sports writer at SPORTbible. He graduated from Manchester Metropolitan with a BA in English and Film. He is a football, snooker, and basketball enthusiast and has been published in the Daily Mail, The Guardian, The Set Pieces, Planet Football and the Morning Star. He’s the greatest thing to come out of Essex since Nick Frost.

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